Welcome to vate.net the home of EleVate Yourself, the original WebJockey^TM site on the web. This is my outpost of defense against the onslaught of kewl, goth, catlover (i.e BORING) personal websites. This is NOT a political, philosphical, ideological or other kind of statement where I bare my soul to you. It's just a stream of consciousness representation of the things I find online that amuse, shock, or otherwise cause a reaction.

You are welcome to stop by any time you need a break from the day to day, because we all need a little EleVation from time to time

- D.J. EleVate

Heavy Rotation

I'm in the process of doing a major site redesign. More content is coming in the near future. In the meantime, I'll leave a couple of classics up.

Ok this one it brilliant. These guys decided to recreate a ping pong match in the matrix, WITH NO CGI. God Bless the Japanese for coming up with another one.
Click here for Matrix Ping Pong Windows Media Player required.

This one of the most unique and clever sites on the web. It is a warped tour through the pop culture history that we would like to forget. Sections like The Gallery Of Regrettable Food which asks the question "why would you want to make pancakses with 7-Up," The Dorcus Collection featuring the father and son rise of the only clothing empire built on sweaty armpits. But my personal favorite is The Art of Art Frahm an exploration of bizarre pin-up art that is best summed up by the equation Celery + Gravity = Art.

Core Links

Snowboarding

Old School